i love making plans with people who dont text first either because neither of us choose to communicate and nothing happens
"so what happened"
"idk you didnt text me"
Dudes be like “I don’t chase bitches, I chase money.”I be like "Run faster my nigga cuz you still broke." (via sexxxpensive)
when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy